Some things you don't like to hear from your 4-year old.
"Josie-what are you doing?"
"Cleaning the toilet!"
Now-if she was a teenager-I'd probably be doing cartwheels at the fact she was cleaning a toilet. At 4-all this gets her is scrubbed down and grilled on exactly what did she mean by cleaning the toilet and WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR HANDS??!!
Poor kid. I'm already giving her a complex about public bathrooms (when we walk in she says, "I know-don't touch ANYTHING!")-now she'll have one about cleaning bathrooms.